Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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That old pervert is gone
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09-28-2017 01:28
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From 10 to 250 and RISING.
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09-28-2017 03:27
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I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex
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09-28-2017 05:50
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Now that Hugh Hefner
has passed away,
do the bunnies get the house?
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09-28-2017 06:30
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Tic toc tic toc tic toc it will soon be MULLER TIME
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09-28-2017 06:31
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Who loves you more; your wife or your dog? Try this test: Lock both of them in the basement for 24 hours. The next day when you open the door, which one will be happy to see you? There's your answer.
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09-28-2017 06:47
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I raise my left hand in salute to you sir. RIP Hugh Hefner.
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09-28-2017 06:53 by SLC
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Hugh Hefner dead at 91, Financial news, Kleenex is announcing profit lost for next year.
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09-28-2017 08:31
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One thing that I have noticed about conspiracy theories is that they all depend on the government perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find that government perpetrators are endlessly stupid.
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09-28-2017 08:32
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Technology today is a race between smart people striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof gadgets, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
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09-28-2017 08:33
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"Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." -Me, leaving a family reunion.
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09-28-2017 08:36
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As a Disabled Veteran let me make my opinion very clear. If you take a knee during the National Anthem you are not disrespecting me. YOU ARE HONORING ME. I sacrificed for your freedom to make that choice.
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09-28-2017 09:24
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Hugh Heffner...the only person who we can truly say is not in a better place now...
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09-28-2017 10:11 by lawdawg
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How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day
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09-28-2017 10:23 by Jimshoe48
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you Americans have it SO WRONG ON YOUR AIRPLANES. I'm just saying!
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09-28-2017 11:26
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RIP Hugh Hefner. A remarkable life. Fans of his work are now doing something they’re quite accustomed to - grabbing a tissue.
Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.
To honor Hugh Heffner, all erections will be at half staff today
Me and Hugh Hefner had a lot in common................we both owned more than one bathrobe.
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09-28-2017 13:15
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Any man that dates me better have my beer ready when I get home like my cats do
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09-28-2017 14:57
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