Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I wonder if Trump does all his tweeting while taking a dump on the toilet.
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09-25-2017 22:18
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So on "The Bachelor," a guy gets to make out with 20 different hot women and each one of them is convinced that he'd be the perfect husband. And this is a "reality" show?
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09-25-2017 23:46
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When i'm Single,all I see are couples being happy.When i'm Dating someone,all I see are Single,being happy.
I wish people would get upset at NFL players punching their girl friends as much as they do about not standing for the flag.
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09-26-2017 04:00
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NFL = No Fans Left
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09-26-2017 06:36
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If you drive a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it now an Edison?
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09-26-2017 06:40
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I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.
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09-26-2017 06:41
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This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
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09-26-2017 06:43
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Here's a thought. The next time a criminal is told to stop by the police, he should take a knee instead of trying to run away.
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09-26-2017 08:04
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I am wondering if female squirrells only get 80% of the acorns that males get
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09-26-2017 08:29 by markf
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Not sure who will be performing at the Super Bowl half-time this season but I am already furious about it
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09-26-2017 08:59 by markf
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T Pain is so old now, he changed his name to Knee Pain!
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09-26-2017 11:02
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Crying about the NFL and not focusing on anything else is suppose to make America great again?
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09-26-2017 11:46
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Trump only complained about the NFL only a few times but the news keeps playing it over and over so you think it's all he is talking about.
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09-26-2017 16:18
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Kim is now offering nukes to the NFL. I said this would get out of hand but no one listened.
Dear Mr President: Stop spraying manure everywhere, it now smells in Alaska
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09-26-2017 19:48 by Mohayg
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Hey NFL...you should ask Mizzou how they've been getting along since they tolerated all of that social justice protesting! Haha, it's a ghost town over there!
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09-26-2017 20:04
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Kaepernick keeps taking a knee based on a lie...Michael Brown never had his hands up!
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09-26-2017 20:05
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The President is only loved by ONE person....the American voter!
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09-26-2017 20:07
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If NFL players wanted free speech, then why don't they protest the fines they pay for end zone celebrations?! Hypocrites!
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09-26-2017 20:09
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