Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Over/Under - Brett Farve: 70 sexting messages to NY woman while in town.
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10-11-2010 11:25 by Bill
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I'd rather pump a soap dispenser a thousand times to get a trace amount of soap than spend the same amount of time refilling it.
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10-11-2010 11:17
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Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.
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10-11-2010 11:14 by Bill
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Facebook: making people think we really know their birth date
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10-11-2010 10:50
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I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??
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10-11-2010 10:49 by Bill
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How to get comments on facebook......oops I thought this was google
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10-11-2010 10:44
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the accident that is causing you to be stuck in traffic this morning? It's Brooks Conrad's fault...
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10-11-2010 10:18
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Happy " My you natives have some nice land...allow us to bring you diseases and steal it all from you" Day.........
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10-11-2010 08:54
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Dear gas station owners, instead of selling condoms and novelty items in your restrooms, how about you sell toilet paper that doesn't make your butthole bleed? Just a thought.
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10-11-2010 08:35 by Leeferd
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In other news, Farve says those texts and voicemails were intended to go to his wife. Jenn Sterger picked them off and took them to the house.
"Get off my lawn!" First native words spoken to Christopher Columbus.
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10-11-2010 08:01
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My parents used to tell me that if the ice cream man was playing his music it meant he had none left.....how cruel!!! and nmore-so why would he still drive into my street? just to taunt me!!??? I was an idiot child!!
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10-11-2010 05:18
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IDK what it is about gum, but I suddenly feel so much sassier when I chew it!!
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10-11-2010 02:18
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thinks that if we were germs, I would be the 1% bad ass that lysol can never kill!!
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10-11-2010 02:14
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
True friends stab you in the front!
hey YOU...I'm Sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
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10-11-2010 00:14 by orania
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I'm the type of girl who can be so hurt but still look at you & smile. The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if I cant brighten my own.
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10-11-2010 00:09 by orania
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thinks that if we were germs, I would be the 1% dettol can't kill!
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10-11-2010 00:07 by Tarwadi
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thinks its time to clean out the handbag, I just put it on the passenger seat of my car and the seat belt light came on!
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10-11-2010 00:04 by Khadija
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