Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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"Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
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07-19-2017 12:57
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Some things just don't go together, like drinking and driving or pissing and sneezing!!
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07-19-2017 15:25
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Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
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07-20-2017 00:25
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I wish people in this world would put as much effort into earning respect as they do demanding it.
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07-20-2017 08:41
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If you weren't sure whether or not to book a hotel in a Native American community, would that be a reservation reservation reservation?
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07-20-2017 11:43
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I just found something that will put you to sleep, The OJ Simpson hearing
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07-20-2017 14:00
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The phrase "The Juice is loose" now has a new connotation.
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07-20-2017 15:22
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Finally, OJ can go after Nicole's murderer.
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07-20-2017 15:51 by JT
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Congrats Khloe Kardashian! You're father was granted parole!
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07-20-2017 15:55 by Yaj
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O.J. Simpson is now available for the next season of Dancing With The Stars.
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07-20-2017 18:26 by BobW
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The Dallas Cowboys just offered OJ a 2 year contract.
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07-20-2017 19:23 by Deez Nuts
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OJ told the judge "I would kill to get out of here".
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07-20-2017 19:26 by Deez Nuts
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I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phonebook. She laughed and called me an antique, Then proceded to gave me her phone.Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
"O.J. , if granted parole where would you live...?" "Well, I'd like to take a stab at Florida......!!"
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07-20-2017 19:47
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OJ said he has lived a conflict free life. Unless, he thinks you are or our have his property. Then watch out. Things get crazy.
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07-20-2017 20:10 by Pj
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[at restaurant] Wife: I'm having an affair. Husband: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well.
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07-20-2017 20:32 by Pj
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I used to be a male trapped inside a female's body. But then I was born and everything was OK.
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07-21-2017 07:46
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If you mean Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then, yes, I do like opera.
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07-21-2017 07:49
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My train of thought is usually all loco and no motive.
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07-21-2017 07:50
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Why couldn't Eve have just made Adam a sammich like other women?
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07-21-2017 07:51
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