Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Brock Lesnar will kick Cain Velasquez ass!!!
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10-18-2010 21:49
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Whew, I wasn't aware pumpkin carving was that much work. Whatever happened to a couple eyes, a nose and a mouth?
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10-18-2010 21:37 by Jeff
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Sasquatch is messin with me.
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10-18-2010 21:36 by Imho
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thinks more people would take Sara Palin seriously if she lowered the tonal quality of her voice. Ow, my freakin' ears!!
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10-18-2010 21:28
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This halloween I decided to dress up as the Liberty Bell. If we end up at the same party, be sure to come over and check out my enormous crack.
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10-18-2010 20:45 by johne
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It is always seems to be "Enter some random family member" week or another. Who the hell makes up this schedule and where is it posted? I'm starting to think this crap is just made up.
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10-18-2010 20:13 by bigedusw
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I think my cat wanna play hide n seek, thing is I always win when I shake a bag of cat food
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10-18-2010 19:24 by @jewelle3
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believes the rooster came first.
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10-18-2010 17:54
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free: Pmsing wife comes with big bag of Skittles,
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10-18-2010 17:18
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Walked into the bank today and asked the teller if she could check my balanceā¦ She leaned over and pushed me.
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10-18-2010 16:26 by Michael
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FACT : sharks will only attack you if you are wet
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10-18-2010 16:17
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Well The Good News Is, I Came Out Of The Closet, The Bad News...I'm Gay.
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10-18-2010 15:10
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Wanted: 1985 delorean with flux capasitor time travil package with 1 shot of plutonium. serious sellers only price not a issue!!
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10-18-2010 15:05 by ebsupaman
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Skipping the new Jackass movie - already saw Christine O'Donnell debate this week.
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10-18-2010 14:40 by jdpower
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People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't.. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my grandfather.
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10-18-2010 14:40 by jdpower
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Light Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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10-18-2010 14:39 by jdpower
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I wonder if those friends in low places have heard from Garth Brooks recently.
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10-18-2010 14:39 by jdpower
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That didn't take long: one of the Chilean miners is already cheating on Jennifer Aniston.
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10-18-2010 14:38 by jdpower
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what is the difference between a rooster and a $lut? one goes c0ck a doodle doo and the other one goes, "any c0ck'll do"
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10-18-2010 14:18 by Tarwadi
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feels like LIFESAVERS candy is overstating their importance.
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10-18-2010 14:09 by MarkE
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