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Cupid teaches kids to shoot someone in the butt with an arrow to make them like you.
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01-16-2011 11:32
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doing The Safety Dance while holding scissors. I'm such a rebel.
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01-16-2011 11:17
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Note to Self: Stop posting personal things on Facebook and make appointment at the free clinic.
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01-16-2011 10:43
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I hate people that are conceited. I am so much better than them.
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01-16-2011 10:27
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Its the middle of January and you live in New England....Stop complaining and acting surprised "Its still snowing"!!!
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01-16-2011 10:13
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Things in my life are finally starting to click...... Like my elbows, my knees, my feet,etc;
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01-16-2011 09:57 by
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To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone "ass" so I could back that ass up.
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01-16-2011 09:38 by
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate...
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01-16-2011 09:37 by
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Making $ is easy. Press shift+4.
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01-16-2011 09:37 by
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"Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes." This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns.
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01-16-2011 09:36 by
yo
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Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
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01-16-2011 08:56
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anyone on Myspace anymore? I wonder if Tom is on facebook....
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01-16-2011 08:44 by
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I bet the zodiac killers brain is about to explode.
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01-16-2011 08:42
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Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"
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01-16-2011 08:17
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Heard more dead birds were found in Pittsburgh and Atlanta last night
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01-16-2011 05:17
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You know that look women get right before they want to have sex? Me neither.
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01-16-2011 03:03 by
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The hypocrisy of some on the LEFT has no bounds.
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I hate grocery shopping because I'm no very good at predicting what I'm going to feel like eating in a few days.
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01-16-2011 00:23
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Hey Facebook, is it possible to cram a few more ads on my "new" profile page?
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01-16-2011 00:22
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The worst part about waking up alone is not having someone to kick out of bed to make me coffee.
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01-16-2011 00:18 by
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