Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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1 in 5 relationships now start online. The other 4 will end online.
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02-21-2011 01:49 by ~heZz~
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Someone told me I was immature. Well guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore?
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02-21-2011 01:00 by hellyea
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hears that Charlie Sheen is giving Lynsay Lohan advice....Hey Charlie...People who live is glass houses usually have pretty cool stuff to snort Coke on!
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02-20-2011 22:59 by Vybe
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I recently started to grow a beard, and I gotta tell ya... I feel way cooler already
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02-20-2011 22:11 by downey
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fruit of the day: kumquat.
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02-20-2011 21:32
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Things were simpler when everything in my life fit perfectly inside my awesome Trapper Keeper.
NASCAR - Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks
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02-20-2011 20:06
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If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.
If you don't like the new photo viewer on Facebook...Hit the F5 key after the picture comes up and it will return you to the old way of viewing the photo and remove the black box around it.
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02-20-2011 19:07
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Oh Mylanta!
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02-20-2011 18:48
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Your profile said you had a body like an amusement park, but when I met you it looked more like a trailer park. what gives?
My ex said I would always have the key to her heart, so I take it that her new man is a locksmith?
Ex girlfriends are like herpes...... you ignore them for a few months and then BAM, theyre back, obnoxious as ever.
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02-20-2011 18:08
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Dear snow, I think you're lost. Alaska is a different way.
the difference between an in-law and an out-law is that outlaws are wanted....
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02-20-2011 16:59 by mullerman
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Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies? :/
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02-20-2011 15:40 by Flix
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beauty is why god invented eye balls.... booty is why god invented my balls..
I usually don't care what people are saying until they start whispering.
where is the chase and how do I cut to it??
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02-20-2011 11:55
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NASCAR - National Association of Stupid Cars And Rednecks
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02-20-2011 11:34 by levon
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