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   messageicon Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
←Rate | 12-20-2009 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well OBVIOUSLY,, Winter is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
←Rate | 12-12-2016 20:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
←Rate | 08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:03 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 18:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive
←Rate | 02-03-2011 11:55 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".
←Rate | 12-09-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 19:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
←Rate | 09-23-2013 11:37 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  



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