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   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 09:49 by stehen smith Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!
←Rate | 02-20-2010 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
←Rate | 12-20-2009 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well OBVIOUSLY,, Winter is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
←Rate | 12-12-2016 20:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
←Rate | 08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".
←Rate | 12-09-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:03 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 18:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  



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