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   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 11:09 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 09:49 by stehen smith Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 13:43 by SC Comments (0)  


   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!
←Rate | 02-20-2010 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
←Rate | 12-20-2009 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:03 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well OBVIOUSLY,, Winter is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
←Rate | 12-12-2016 20:44 by snotty Comments (0)  




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