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   messageicon should we say 15 more days of WINTER or 15 more days until SPRING ?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 15:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chill with the snow pics folks. It's fcuking winter. It's supposed to be cold.
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Haha Good one snow.... Good one" *pulls snow aside and whispers* "Seriously dude, knock it off, you're ruining my life"
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Winter: SMA!!
←Rate | 03-03-2015 09:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.
←Rate | 02-26-2015 15:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo
←Rate | 02-24-2015 00:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was feeling mischievous and saw snow on my boss's windshield. So I started to draw a p*nis on it until I saw she was sitting behind the steering wheel
←Rate | 02-20-2015 23:15 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 11:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To hell with all this snow. I woke up this morning and beat the fugk out of the snow man in my neighbors front yard. . .
←Rate | 02-10-2015 08:56 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.
←Rate | 01-27-2015 07:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....
←Rate | 01-26-2015 16:03 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  

   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-06-2015 21:46 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas......." Just as well really, they would only f*cking ask for aid to help clear it away.
←Rate | 12-19-2014 00:06 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Sally out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Sally back inside.
←Rate | 12-14-2014 08:33 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.
←Rate | 12-05-2014 23:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 11:49 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 23:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:46 by snotty Comments (0)  

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