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   messageicon When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
←Rate | 11-18-2014 21:09 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.
←Rate | 08-17-2014 21:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August
←Rate | 08-02-2014 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 13:43 by SC Comments (0)  


   messageicon This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...
←Rate | 03-10-2014 09:06 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:21 by save tjs home Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:03 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter
←Rate | 02-17-2014 05:24 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 20:27 by Sudz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow is herpes of the weather
←Rate | 02-16-2014 11:18 by remy911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:41 by DamnYankee Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 01:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 12:45 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
←Rate | 02-07-2014 18:14 Comments (0)  




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