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   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.
←Rate | 08-17-2014 21:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August
←Rate | 08-02-2014 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 13:43 by SC Comments (0)  


   messageicon This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...
←Rate | 03-10-2014 09:06 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:21 by save tjs home Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:03 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter
←Rate | 02-17-2014 05:24 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 20:27 by Sudz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow is herpes of the weather
←Rate | 02-16-2014 11:18 by remy911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:41 by DamnYankee Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 01:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 12:45 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
←Rate | 02-07-2014 18:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds
←Rate | 02-04-2014 22:00 Comments (0)  


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