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   messageicon Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
←Rate | 12-13-2014 07:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
←Rate | 09-08-2014 14:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
←Rate | 07-28-2014 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion! Some of you must be lying!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion! Some of you must be lying!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won't be enough.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 13:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
←Rate | 07-10-2013 03:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever my son asks me to push him on the swing I remind him there's kids his age in China making iPhones.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 12:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
←Rate | 03-03-2013 06:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't matter how young a man is. His balls will always look 110 years old.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 01:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 12:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So now people are purposely sucking on cups to enlarge their lips. What more is the apocalypse waiting for?
←Rate | 04-23-2015 15:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Got any drugs or alcohol on you?" "yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"
←Rate | 09-21-2013 10:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you begin, I’m legally obligated to tell you I don’t care.
←Rate | 08-22-2014 09:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing yoga has given me more respect for all the positions I've put women in.
←Rate | 03-15-2014 11:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing saves money like being antisocial.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 13:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's called mankind because womanmean just sounded too obvious.
←Rate | 07-16-2013 12:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish more people were fluent in silence.
←Rate | 09-10-2013 14:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.
←Rate | 06-24-2012 13:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  



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