Funny Status Messages for Facebook
A huge collection of status updates for your facebook, twitter, or myspace profiles.Become a fan of Tjshome.com on Facebook
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X is
doin it and doin it and doin it well
X is
a Jedi. Obviously.
X is
not suitable for minors!
X is
facing the book
X is
"not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"
X is
following the yellow brick road
X is
running with scissors!
X is
has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
X is
under your bed
X is
the reason the chicken crossed the road...
X says
"Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
X says
"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"
X says
please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
X says
It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
X is
eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
X is
tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
X is
only here while supplies last
X
wants a hug
X is
busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
X is
pretty fly for a white guy
