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X is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 01-24-2008 22:00

X is the next American Idol

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<--Rate | Submitted: 01-27-2008 10:04 by Maria | Tags: Filtered

X is If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

163

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-18-2008 20:31

X is waiting for the men in white coats to come.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-29-2008 22:14 by Emo

X is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:15

X is "coming up next, right after this brief message."

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-01-2008 18:53 by Nadav

X is like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-04-2008 01:18

X is talking to her inner voice.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-05-2008 18:54 by Rae

X is your favorite pill

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-05-2008 23:37

X is wanting to taste your rainbow.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-06-2008 21:40 by Naomi

X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-09-2008 08:59

X is brought to you by the letters W T F.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe

X is judging your lack of grammar.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:19 by Joe

X is dangerously under-medicated

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:11

X is the walrus

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 22:46

X is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 01:53 by Jesse

X is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 17:36

X is your perfect drug

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-15-2008 13:04

X is still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:10

X is normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:06

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