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X is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-24-2008 22:00


X is the next American Idol
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-27-2008 10:04 by Maria | Tags: Filtered


X is If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-18-2008 20:31


X is waiting for the men in white coats to come.
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-29-2008 22:14 by Emo


X is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:15


X is "coming up next, right after this brief message."
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-01-2008 18:53 by Nadav


X is like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-04-2008 01:18


X is talking to her inner voice.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-05-2008 18:54 by Rae


X is your favorite pill
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-05-2008 23:37


X is wanting to taste your rainbow.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-06-2008 21:40 by Naomi


X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-09-2008 08:59


X is brought to you by the letters W T F.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe


X is judging your lack of grammar.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:19 by Joe


X is dangerously under-medicated
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:11


X is the walrus
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 22:46


X is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 01:53 by Jesse


X is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 17:36


X is your perfect drug
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-15-2008 13:04


X is still HOT..it just comes in flashes now
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:10


X is normal..it's everyone else that's weird.
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:06





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