Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

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X is wondering how she can go forward when she doesn't know which way she's facing

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X is catching pokemon

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X is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.

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X is leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling

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X may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

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X is on your mind at this very moment

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X is having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

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X is doin it and doin it and doin it well

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X is a Jedi. Obviously.

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X is not suitable for minors!

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X is facing the book

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X is "not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"

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X is following the yellow brick road

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X is running with scissors!

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X is has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

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X is under your bed

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X is the reason the chicken crossed the road...

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X says "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"

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X says "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"

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