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X is doin it and doin it and doin it well

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-07-2008 19:06 by Ethan Comments (1)

X is a Jedi. Obviously.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-09-2008 01:58 Comments (0)

X is not suitable for minors!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-09-2008 02:05 Comments (0)

X is facing the book

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-09-2008 06:32 by Waleed Omari Comments (0)

X is "not suitable for all audiences, parental discretion is advised"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2008 11:52 Comments (0)

X is following the yellow brick road

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2008 17:53 by A. N. Onymous Comments (0)

X is running with scissors!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2008 19:51 Comments (0)

X is has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-12-2008 12:22 Comments (0)

X is under your bed

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-13-2008 23:58 Comments (0)

X is the reason the chicken crossed the road...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 10:33 by Bm Comments (0)

X says "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:46 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X says "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:52 by Vicki Dc Comments (1)

X says please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:57 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-14-2008 20:59 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

X is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)

X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)

X is only here while supplies last

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 17:23 by Don Comments (0)

X wants a hug

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 19:12 Comments (0)

X is busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-17-2008 13:10 Comments (3)

X is pretty fly for a white guy

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-18-2008 09:22 by Fsujulia Comments (0)

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