Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Page: 4982 of 6370
Don't wear the label people give you!! They only know you're name and not your story and one day eventually some of them will end up having to kiss your ass!!
←Rate |
04-13-2011 19:02 by urboyblue
Comments (0)
I get the feeling that Americans just think of us Canadians as "white Mexicans" sneaking across the border and stealing their hockey jobs.
←Rate |
04-13-2011 18:56
Comments (0)
loving him some father son and holy spirit right. I love ya Jesus
←Rate |
04-13-2011 18:49
Comments (0)
saw an elevator today with a sign that said "this elevator does not go down." Guess it was a Christian elevator
←Rate |
04-13-2011 18:38
Comments (0)
ten years from now facebook "friends in common" we all be related to adam and eve
←Rate |
04-13-2011 18:10
Comments (0)
I would rather bleed to death than give up a fight!
←Rate |
04-13-2011 17:29 by raver
Comments (0)
I don't know about y'all but every time I see that Direct TV commercial...I really want a miniature giraffe.
←Rate |
04-13-2011 17:02 by J. BIAZA
Comments (0)
Seems like life had more meaning back when pluto was still a planet. Now I don't really know what to live for anymore...Live for that next beer, perhaps?
←Rate |
04-13-2011 16:53
Comments (0)
The word "Excellent" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his Grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I would call him an "excellent" shot, but I don't think that's what Bill and Ted meant by "Be Excellent to each other!"
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
←Rate |
04-13-2011 15:46 by kman
Comments (0)
Just did 50 push ups. Really only 5 but 50 looks better on facebook
←Rate |
04-13-2011 15:04 by QPid901
Comments (0)
These voices in my head are really annoying , but sometimes they come up with a good idea .
←Rate |
04-13-2011 15:01
Comments (0)
I read someone gets divorced every 10 to 13 seconds. I'm not one to judge people, but that guy gets married wayyy too much.
←Rate |
04-13-2011 14:13 by Gman
Comments (0)
"Be excellent to each other." ~ Bill S. Preston Esquire & Ted "Theodore" Logan
←Rate |
04-13-2011 13:46 by J. BIAZA
Comments (0)
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" -- Abraham Lincoln
❒Flossin' ❒Ballin' ✔Bill Gaten'
Every thing I know about politics, I learned from School House Rocks.
at the current rate of the economy hookers are gonna be giving away toasters soon.
←Rate |
04-13-2011 12:53 by kman
Comments (0)
Feels sorry for K-9 drug sniffin dogs on their day off.....what do you mean we're not going to work....you don't understand mannnnn.
←Rate |
04-13-2011 12:52 by kman
Comments (0)
2 beers $12, 3 margaritas $15, 4 jello shots $20 dollars, taking home the girl who drank all the above... priceless