Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I live in Los Angeles. We already have Taco Trucks on every corner, and it's wonderful!!!
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09-02-2016 15:24
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After it was announced that 29 people were Injured in the NY Bombing, Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson was Thankful that ‘Nobody Got Hurt’
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09-19-2016 14:49
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"Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon. Going to the candidates' debate. Laugh about it, shout about it When you've got to choose Every way you look at this you lose" - Simon and Garfunkel (1968)
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10-17-2016 19:06
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Because the military is land of the free home of there brave, and pride month is a man that talks like a fairy and wears a man bun and probably paints his nails. Just sayin'
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11-12-2021 11:20
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OK. Who is the genius that decided to call it "Toilet Paper" and not "Butt Napkins"?
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01-10-2022 07:34
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Choked on my coffee this morning so I guess I'm done for my daily cardio.
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11-03-2017 01:25
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My Ex was so ugly that when she went to a nude beach she was asked to cover her face
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01-12-2018 03:50
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This entire gender neutral thing has gone too far. I just saw a commercial on tv for Mama John's.
Worlds shortest joke- "Two women are sitting quietly"
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02-21-2018 03:32
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my left ovary feels sore. like it was working out. I guess I would say its ovary active.
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05-11-2020 12:42
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I'm so old when I was a kid the only kind of positive post we knew was on a car battery.
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07-03-2020 07:34 by moon
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Ask Alexa "Do (state a color or race) lives matter?" and listen to the different responses...
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07-12-2020 16:32
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Moving is so fun, finally found this chloroform, hey does it taste expired to y....
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12-04-2018 18:32 by DocNoland
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Going to the Guns 'n Roses concert tonight. I hope the noise doesn't give me cancer tonight.
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04-05-2019 17:28
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Why didn't I think of nuking a hurricane?
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08-26-2019 11:33
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Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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03-05-2019 03:00
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If we had a terror attack like Nice, our president would be on the news telling us we need common sense laws to keep cars out of the hands of terrorists.
strongly suspects that Lester Holt got his journalism degree from the University of Phoenix.
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09-29-2016 15:04
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Somehow, I don't know how, Obama gave Trump covid-19!
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10-02-2020 08:14
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People say they're not having the vaccine because they don't know what's in it, yet they'll walk into McDonald's and order a McRib sandwich.
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12-18-2020 14:06 by Steve
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