Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Screw Earth Day!! I used to be a planet too.... - Pluto
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04-22-2011 07:25 by Bill
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Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
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04-22-2011 06:49 by Bill
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i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
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04-22-2011 05:08 by rob
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Maury told me "You are Not the father"... That just made my day!
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04-22-2011 01:40
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When you start complaining that all your dreams have not come true, you have to realize that not all your nightmares came true either.
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04-22-2011 00:55 by punkie
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NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote
I have to give those Subway sandwich artists credit -- their works do look quite a bit like sandwiches.
Whenever I walk into my local coffee shop, I like to pretend I'm an outlaw walking into an old west saloon. They love it!
Left Cocoa Puffs on the Eater Bunnys chair at the mall!
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04-21-2011 23:57 by tom
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I don't want to be everything to everybody, I just wanna be someThing to somebody.
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04-21-2011 23:57
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This page is meant to be funny, can we please keep religion out of this!!
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04-21-2011 23:31 by Mahdi H
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Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.
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04-21-2011 23:30 by geez
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They say curiosity killed the cat. Which is true, because "curiosity" is also what I nicknamed my shovel.
I was in a Ross' today. Do they always look like they were just hit by an earthquake?
You call them "bullies." I call them "crusaders against childhood obesity."
Dude, I'm not asking you to know pi to the 50th place, I'm asking you to know who's got right of way at a damn intersection!
when my girlfriend says stop when having sex, thats when it's Hammer Time
90% of the prison poulation believes in God. 90% of The Academy of Sciences are atheists. Personally, I'd rather have the guy in the white lab coat as a bunk mate
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04-21-2011 21:56 by Gil
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Haters are like crickets, you can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet.
Dear T-Rex, Brontosaurus, & Velociraptor. Sorry I ran out of space on my Ark for you.... Noah
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04-21-2011 21:21 by Gil
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