Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Just on Facebook to see what's going on, so I won't be surprised by CNN's Breaking News.
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04-22-2011 13:13
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Do you know how many black guys wish they were Steve Nash?!?!?
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04-22-2011 13:03
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Just remember even though it is Earth Day, you should not tie yourself to any trees a bear might come by and eat you, one of the many things I have learned from 1,000 Ways to Die
So I saw a butterfly with no wings today, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned...
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04-22-2011 12:26
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Security stopped me at the airport last night. He said, "Do you mind if we search your luggage?" I said, "It depends, what for?" He said, "Drugs." I said, "In that case, no."
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04-22-2011 12:26 by @clarkysj
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Cremation, the last thing to light your fire.....
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04-22-2011 12:12 by Quinn
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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04-22-2011 11:43
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Don't make me go all CAPS LOCKS on you...
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04-22-2011 11:43 by JC
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How can you keep earth clean when it's made of dirt and water?
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04-22-2011 11:40
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It's the little things in life that count. Like my salary.
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04-22-2011 11:11 by BEGO
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Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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04-22-2011 11:08 by BEGO
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My 20 year high school reunion is in a few months. I need help with making up some amazing crap that I've done.
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04-22-2011 11:06 by BEGO
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How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
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04-22-2011 11:05 by BEGO
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I also think Facebook should change “Friends” to “People with whom I have made eye contact”.
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04-22-2011 11:04 by BEGO
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I disagree... It's going to be a Great Friday!
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04-22-2011 09:44 by me
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It's going to be a Good Friday.
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04-22-2011 09:17 by Jake
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does anyone else think gas stations should throw in a free tube of ky jelly with every fill up?
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04-22-2011 09:05 by jeffro
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Keep Earth clean. It's not Uranus.
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04-22-2011 08:10 by Scott T
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thinking dirty the whole day.
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04-22-2011 07:56 by panggs
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Screw Earth Day!! I used to be a planet too.... - Pluto
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04-22-2011 07:25 by Bill
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