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Life is too short to dance with fat chicks
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03-25-2010 15:23 by
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not responding
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10-11-2008 04:31 by
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Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
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12-11-2023 11:22
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heard that Christmas is being cancelled! Santa was beaten up by three black women after he walked down the street saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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12-02-2009 12:21 by
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Dear Obama: a little diaper logic for you. If it stinks, change it....but you aren't supposed to replace it with another sh*tty one!!!
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03-23-2010 18:38 by
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Remember when Ronald Reagan was president, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us. Now we have Obama but no Hope and no Cash
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12-31-2009 08:43
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They changed the zodiac signs! Are they just going to add in a new random month too?
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01-15-2011 03:27
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Wolverine doesn't apologize nearly enough for a dude from Canada.
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06-15-2016 15:35
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My wife asked me for a sonnet. Never knew she liked fancy hats.
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06-15-2016 15:45
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Night clubs during the day is now one of my anxiety triggers....
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06-16-2016 01:41
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I love when I can see a grown adult be happier than a kid in a candy store and the candy is shaped like toys!!!
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06-16-2016 23:58
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You are part of a puzzle in someones life. You may never know where you fit. But, someones life may never be complete without you in it.
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06-18-2016 08:26
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Only while camping can you pee in the middle of the night while staring into the eyes of a bear.
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06-19-2016 05:58
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You're a living oxymoron if you get distracted while driving a Ford Focus.
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06-19-2016 06:07
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I wouldn't descibe myself as ego-centric. I prefer ego-Kentric.
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06-29-2016 15:04
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Nancy Grace is leaving CNN to spend more time exploiting abused minors in the private sector.
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07-01-2016 00:56
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Can I get Zika from watching the Rio Olympics on TV?
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07-01-2016 01:01
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I owe my kids $4,983 in back allowances.
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07-02-2016 16:07
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WELL .... Apparently the rhythm method doesn't work!
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07-05-2016 20:59
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Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return and just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family.
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07-05-2016 23:40
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