Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Went from being “in relationship” to being “single.” Modern Warfare 3 claims its first victim!
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12-20-2011 13:46 by ZZZ-FUXY
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Why do they advertise that something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
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10-22-2011 13:29
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If you are fat and your wearing skinny jeans, it does not make you look skinny.. it makes you look silly!!!
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10-24-2011 15:20 by petty 86
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....... In suppoert of the Ocupy Wall Street movement ... I withdrew 20 bucks from my bank and bought a burger, fries, and went to a movie!! .. Take that you evil corporations!!
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11-05-2011 20:04
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Ooook-lahoma, where the Earthquake comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the Tornado's come right behind the rain.!
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11-05-2011 20:33 by mcdyver
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Because of Harry Potter a whole generation of boys learned it was good to read. And to master control of one's wand.
Big girls don't cry. Well, not tears. It's a combination of chocolate, movie popcorn butter, and broken dreams.
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01-07-2012 07:48
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Dear grown folks, Stop going broke trying to look rich and act your WAGE:)
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01-12-2012 17:39 by D. Wright
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
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01-18-2012 20:20 by Mickey
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Take it Kevin Costner's been fired then...
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02-11-2012 20:47
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Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 5 songs in the world, right? Sincerly annoyed listeners.
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02-19-2012 15:53 by @DonSicks
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If you watch the Titanic backwards..Its about a magical boat that saves people
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02-19-2012 16:07
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Beer is now cheaper than GAS! Drink don't Drive...
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02-26-2012 15:41 by zandra
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When I'm having a day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth.
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04-25-2012 00:17
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The number one thing on my bucket list; not dying!
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04-25-2012 08:32 by flinnie
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before getting married there are 2 words a man must know that are crucial to his survival....."Yes Dear"........
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05-02-2012 17:06 by Corey C
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Priscilla Chan is to Mark Zuckerberg as Yoko Ono is to ...
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05-29-2012 15:16
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Remember, You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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05-31-2012 08:40
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Dubstep is just dance music with Touretts Syndrom.
Sometimes I put laxatives in my dishwasher to help relax my bowls.