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I can hear my loving wife and kids scream at each other about who got chocolate on our couch while I try to hang myself in the bedroom.
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12-05-2011 20:43 by
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I hear Hillary is standing behind Senator Weiner. I guess if she can stand behind a slick Willey, she can stand behind a Weiner...
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06-07-2011 19:37
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Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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03-13-2010 03:48 by
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why are men so smart during sex? because hes plugged into a genius
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07-22-2010 16:32
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it easy to blame everything on Obama coz he doesnt look like you?
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11-07-2012 02:24
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I'm a much better person than Mitt Romney. I only believe 30% of people are entitled freeloaders.
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09-18-2012 02:02 by
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friends in low places.
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01-23-2009 17:48 by
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Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
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05-18-2011 19:23 by
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A vote for Obama is a vote for demise!!
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11-04-2010 16:20 by
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Shouldn’t you have to pass a drug test to get a welfare check since I have too pass one to earn it for you?
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08-07-2023 10:33
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Feeding your dog Chocolate
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06-06-2008 13:12
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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05-28-2011 15:48
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UK 1984 - "Feed the World". USA 1985 - "We are the World". And they wonder why they're so f**king fat.
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01-08-2012 20:41
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Thanks for the advice, officer. I'll try to be less black next time.
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02-01-2015 11:27
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Shhhhh! I can't hear about how God spoke to you! I'm busy listening to my toaster tell me about his day.
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08-13-2014 17:38
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Remember when Ivanka and Donald manufacured goods in America? Yea I don't remember that either.
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10-02-2017 19:20 by
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Some say the world ends in lees than a month... My question is this: If the world ends are we better off than 4 more years of Obama?.... Discuss...
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11-30-2012 14:07
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Bama VS LSU.......Up for Bama..........Down for LSU
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10-26-2011 17:38
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don't drink and drive, you could spill the beer in your car.
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04-20-2009 10:41 by
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On this Thanksgiving I'm thankful for family and friends and the fact I don't have to wear Depends. I'm thankful for hard alcohol and seeing friends at the Mall, But most of all I'm thankful for turkey and stuffin' and SWEET, SWEET HOT LOVIN'!!!!
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11-25-2009 07:57 by
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