Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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That awkward moment, when you wave to someone and it turns out they were waving to the person behind you.
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05-06-2011 07:56
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Armored dog aided Navy SEALs. Somehow, “good dog” doesn't seem enough.
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05-06-2011 07:56
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When you confront your Man, don't make him feel interrogated. Remember, you could win the argument and still lose the Man.
After many bad reviews it's clear the Blackberry playbook is no threat to the iPad. In response Apple release the iToldYa
When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.
ooh lookie my mood ring is a beautiful shade of I dont give a crap
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05-05-2011 21:57 by shoesan
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Obama loses his job
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05-05-2011 21:46
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Who want's to Indian Leg Wrestle?
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05-05-2011 19:45
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Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.
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05-05-2011 19:17 by Aaron
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I wish my car was more like KITT. Not for the crimefighting abilities, mind you, I'm just really lazy.
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05-05-2011 17:32 by Donna
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celebrating Sheen-co de Mayo with some Tiger Blood!
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05-05-2011 16:59
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Thirsty Thursday and Cinco de Mayo fall on the same day, coincidence? She thinks not
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05-05-2011 15:15
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In celebration of Cinco De Mayo I'll be drinking Guinness and Jameson Whiskey tonight. Ole!
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05-05-2011 15:07
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S.H.*.T.= So Happy It's Thursday! =)
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05-05-2011 14:49
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How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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05-05-2011 14:39 by h.rayat
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I can talk to animals... they don't talk back but the stuff I say to them is still really cool.
Breaking news: Kobe Bryant seen chewing jersey, experts confirm he is part moth.
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05-05-2011 13:04
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Cinco de Mayo....not 1 yard will be mowed today!!
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05-05-2011 12:40 by urboyblue
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may the 5th of jack be with you
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05-05-2011 12:12
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Just found out my "Sleep Number" is good Old Number 7 good ole Jack Daniels
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05-05-2011 11:47 by SEAN
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