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Women went on strike today, things still got done without them.....
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03-08-2017 21:05
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Liking a celebrity's tweet in the hopes they'll notice you is like voting Republican thinking you'll be a millionaire one day.
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03-24-2017 04:51
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Don't you people see.... these dummy-crats are trying to peece us off. Lets show them we are bigger than that, and they need a job.
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03-26-2017 14:02
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Best catch phrase to make fun of: Fake News.
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01-16-2018 17:44
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....... Hey Barack and Hillary .... Denial ain't just a river in Egypt!!!!
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07-15-2016 15:19
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Congratulations America! We're one step closer to schmuck.
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07-19-2016 20:31
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Mexico announces it's found 6 new oil deposits in Gulf of Mexico. Trump now wants to add a huge door to his wall.
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09-15-2016 02:24
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I just want a man to rub my butt without trying to shove something in it.
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02-04-2019 13:40
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Canadian sex is like American sex but with more apologizing and less guns.
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05-25-2018 03:17
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Tender Age Shelter sounds like something spray painted onto a van parked outside of a grade school while the owner offers kids free candy.
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06-20-2018 19:29
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To the Pope. Just let priests get married so they won't have to be gay with little boys!
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08-19-2018 20:53
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Person... Woman... Man... Camera... TV....I'm a genius!
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01-10-2022 12:33
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Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you’ll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts.
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12-05-2014 10:55
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i feel bad that you have to deal with yourself
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04-06-2015 10:56
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I put my phone on airplane mode, and Siri asked me if I had ever been in a Turkish prison.
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04-14-2015 17:31
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Why is it a serial killer could be chasing a person thru the airport and no one would even bat an eye
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05-25-2015 18:58 by
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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.
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12-16-2013 18:07 by
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It's so cold out the Town Flasher was caught describing himself to women.
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01-08-2014 00:23
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HD p0rn so clear, you can see her financial crisis.
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01-15-2014 14:39
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"all dressed up and nowhere to go" atheist tombstone
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02-12-2014 11:24
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