trump Funny Status Messages

   To translate Trump at the next debate,, the sign language specialist will just beat up a poor pregnant mexican woman .

   Oh wait, Donald Trump has a bible! Lets vote for him! He is legit!

   Actualy, I'm dying for Trump to make it to the primary so we can see all the horrible things he says about each state he loses in one by one.

   China, China, ChinaChinaChina...I know China. <<< Donald Trump!

   A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.

   I bet everything thing you eat and drink at Donald Trump's house has a hair in it.

   Donald Trump is what happens when John Boehner bangs a llama.

   If we elect Donald Trump for president, there will be hell toupee...

   I'd vote for Donald Trump just to watch him tell Obama he's fired... ‪#‎justsaying‬

   I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...

   I think that Americans should be less concerned about Donald Trump's hair, and more concerned with the screw that came loose underneath it.

   Moving into the White house would be living in poverty for Trump...he'd be slumming it.

   Of all the game show hosts, Trump seems to be the last one you'd vote for. I like Drew Carey, Alex Trebek or Steve Harvey better

   Trump for president!! Come on pple!

   The one good thing Donald Trump has going for him is that the more he speaks the less ridiculous his hair seems by comparison.

   We are not going to call him President Trump, instead he simply prefers "the Donald"

   Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

   I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes

   It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!

   Trump was missing from Miss Universe contest. Did El Chapo's escape have anything to do with it, being a mexican?