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   messageicon It took George W. seven years to tank Clinton's economy. Now, it took Trump three years to tank Obama's economy. Best president ever!
←Rate | 03-23-2020 12:12 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Does Trump really want people to kill themselves in order to improve the economy and to make his poll numbers rise? That's messed up!
←Rate | 03-26-2020 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon True Christian values below. Wish death to everyone who disagrees with you. No wonder you people think Trump is holier than the Pope.
←Rate | 04-06-2020 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump will be re-elected.
←Rate | 04-07-2020 01:44 by AnonymousSource Comments (1)  


   messageicon The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!
←Rate | 04-07-2020 17:34 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Newsflash: Sorry libs, but what the MSM is saying is a lie. Trump does not own any stock in a company that makes hydroxychloroquine.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 11:07 Comments (1)  


   messageicon #you sound like you got a stimulus check. Not only is Trump your prez, he is your sugar daddy
←Rate | 04-20-2020 10:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news .. Trump declares murder hornets to be a hoax ... fake news!
←Rate | 05-10-2020 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dems are more upset at Trump for walking to St. John’s church than they are at looters for trying to burn it down.
←Rate | 06-03-2020 06:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when the dumbest thing Trump had ever said was COVFEFE... good times ...
←Rate | 06-04-2020 10:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. 
←Rate | 06-04-2020 16:07 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't
←Rate | 07-03-2020 10:54 by MigdaGwig Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump is banning Tik Tok so if you still want to see 16 year old girls dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.
←Rate | 08-01-2020 10:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?
←Rate | 08-03-2020 20:34 by Joe Comments (2)  


   messageicon Id rather have Covid-19 than Trump-2020
←Rate | 09-28-2020 07:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Trump is backing out of the debate Tuesday night. It was just too taxing for him.
←Rate | 09-28-2020 08:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Over the past 15-years, Donald Trump has paid more for sex than he did in taxes.
←Rate | 09-28-2020 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know 2020 is laughing at you when it tells you that Stormy Daniels collected more money from Trump, in 2016, than the IRS.
←Rate | 09-28-2020 15:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somehow, I don't know how, Obama gave Trump covid-19!
←Rate | 10-02-2020 08:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN & MSNBC reporting this morning that 'Un-named sources claim Covid-19 concocted by Trump in his White House bunker using son Barron's chemistry set he got for Christmas'
←Rate | 10-06-2020 12:42 Comments (0)  




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