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boobbies make me happy click if you like boobbies, say it boobies
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05-24-2011 06:55 by
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The words that sunk a million hearts... "Let's just be friends"
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05-24-2011 02:14 by
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easily doubled his money by folding it in half and putting it back into my pocket
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05-24-2011 02:04 by
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Dear slut: Has your right leg ever met your left leg? _Discusted bystanders
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05-24-2011 00:54 by
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hates being bi-polar. It's awesome.
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05-23-2011 23:43 by
Teresa
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trading his mother-in-law for a stud service and willing to add cash
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05-23-2011 23:43 by
dayan
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still looking for his future mother-in-law with only one very nice and sexy daugther
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05-23-2011 23:33 by
edryan
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Someone is thinking about sex....OK it's me :)
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05-23-2011 23:10 by
Teresa
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I organized a three some last night....there were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time
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05-23-2011 23:06 by
Teresa
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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
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05-23-2011 22:52 by
J. BIAZA
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I wonder where Harold Camping is hiding these days? Is he counting the millions of $$$ he scammed from his followers? He's a disgrace to the human race.
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05-23-2011 22:25 by
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She: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? He: No. I think that's imagination.
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05-23-2011 22:04 by
BEGO
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The biggest difference between my wife and a bear is that sometimes, if I play dead, the bear will leave me alone.
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05-23-2011 22:01 by
BEGO
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Jail..the government's way of sending you to your room.
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05-23-2011 22:00 by
BEGO
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I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far.
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05-23-2011 21:59 by
BEGO
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Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
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05-23-2011 21:58 by
BEGO
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Everyone is always having a good time, till someone poops in the punch bowl
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05-23-2011 21:28 by
Teresa
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Just when you think your the center of attetion...I show up
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05-23-2011 21:13 by
Teresa
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Just to let you know, Tequila and Tazers are a bad combo. We will miss you Sparky.
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05-23-2011 21:02
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Heard that you should carry whiskey with you in case of snakebite. In related news: I just bought a snake.
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