Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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We should build a wall around Trump. 
Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow
BREAKING NEWS: President Obama just announced the NEW' American Jobs Act which Is being redefined for unemployment Americans, they will now be classifies as "people with earning disabilities."
white man will never be jealous of the black man's "progress". Consider revising. It's all good in "da hood" Get over yourself.
Since they eat brains, you have nothing to worry about if there is a Zombie Apacalypse.
attending the Rapture Day on May 21, 2011
What if the end of the world just means the end of Facebook. It's the world to so many people...
One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"
thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol
Rihanna was about 1/8 of an inch away from a wardrobe malfunction on that last number.
I've just seen the new rise of the planet of the apes trailer! it's funny how it's very similar to the London riots! Most expensive publicity stunt ever
still think that Carlos Santana looks exactly like Muammar Gaddafi...Carlos Santana better be laying low for a while until this whole thing settles down
it messed up that I place some 1 else's parking ticket on my car so I wouldn't get one...I was going to put it back when I got finished with my business but they pulled off.. Now they might get charged a extra $10 for not paying on time
pull out the umbrella... somebody just rained on my parade
Just crossed over into the Friend Zone.
I wonder what's trending right now...
Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!
You know you had Taco Bell when the toilet seat remains warm between visits...
thinking about lighting up the fire pit to cool down outside
fixing something with WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench. 