Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Married with Children is the best comedy out there right now! 25 years on...when are Comedies going to be worth watching?
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06-07-2011 16:20
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Simon sure does look alot like Steven Tyler this year, huh?
"Common sense..its in high demand... And short supply"
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09-12-2011 13:37
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A girl who only gives hand jobs is most likely the same b*tch who gives out apples on Halloween
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09-20-2011 02:05
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The easy way to teach a woman the true value of money is to borrow it from her.
You know how you're in a rush to meet someone or be somewhere at a certain time and then they call you to find out where you are, you're so far away you lie and tell them you're somewhere like 10 min ahead of you
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07-08-2011 20:30
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Just remember if the world didnt suck, we'd all fall off
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03-13-2011 16:36
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Wonders what the 1st person that ate a pineapple was thinking... Hmmm that's a funny looking thing, I believe I'll eat it.
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03-28-2011 14:49
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The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go Jesus. It's yer birfday. We gonna party like it's yer birfday. We gonna sip some egg nog like it's yer birfday. And you know we gonna give some gifts cuz dats yer birfday.
For the first time since the early 90's, Whitney Houston has everyone talking about her latest 'Hit.' :/
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02-12-2012 04:30
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Just ran into my ex at the store. He has a wonderful new girlfriend now. Much better than I ever was. So I told him I had half a sandwich in my car and did she want those leftovers, too.
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11-02-2010 13:13
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BBC News: "Plus size women worth $10 billion to the fashion industry." Nothing compared to what they're worth to the food industry...
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08-17-2010 23:23
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Dear kids, There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Sincerely: WIKILEAKS
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12-25-2010 17:58
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NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
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12-09-2011 10:01 by fadolo
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Cotton is getting expensive huh... If only there was a way to get people to pick cotton for free...hm
Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...
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06-26-2009 00:50
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R.I.P Mandela excuse me while I take this selfie at your funeral---Obama
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12-10-2013 23:21
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Jesus had two dads and he seemed to turn on just fine.
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06-29-2015 14:21
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got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said 'I wanna watch'
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04-15-2010 03:57
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