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   messageicon I'm a good boyfriend..I always talk to her, play with her, touch her buttons...I definitely turn her on... I love you Xbox.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 16:25 by Herbncheese/Oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I was looking at the Oregano at work and saw a cop come in and I don't know why but I hid it...
←Rate | 03-29-2011 17:54 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want my boss to tell my coworker to shave her mustache! If I have too she has to too.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 04:05 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (1)  


   messageicon Cotton is getting expensive huh... If only there was a way to get people to pick cotton for free...hm
←Rate | 03-09-2011 04:08 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon my sub teacher in 11th grade was born without arms, he asked a girl "need a hand" & she laughed ..he should of slapped her!
←Rate | 11-05-2010 15:28 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so broke, cockroaches don't want to live with me.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 01:33 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see a ugly girl looking In the mirror I like run to the mirror & throw water at it & say,"see your ugliness made it cry"....
←Rate | 11-06-2010 13:55 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im going to get a tattoo of my face on my back just so I could see who stabs me in the back..
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:48 by herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


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