trump Funny Status Messages

   Can't believe a human being actually chooses to support Donald Trump. Leave that to animals.

   Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump

   I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.

   Donald Trump really owes Sarah Palin, because he would never be a Presidential contender today if she had not so effectively lowered the bar in 2008.

   Watching this Sarah Palin Rally for Trump:....Did this chick use the words 'Bequested' and 'Pusssyfooting' as verbs??? OMG...SNL rating is going to go thru the roof!!! ....

   We Germans are happy to help and will give any American refugee who wants to flee from the US in case Trump becomes elected president

   So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?

   Donald Trump has been running his pie hole for the last four months. And this has been one of the warmest winters in years. Coincidence?

   The way Donald Trump think everyone is a killer, its safe to believe he was a cat in previous life.

   Can we get back on Trump.....who cares about Bill Cosby! oh wait Trumps eating jello

   I wonder if Donald Trump's cell phone has comb-over minutes

   DONALD TRUMP CIRCUS - When you're waiting for a joke to be over but its taking forever, thanks to some idiots perpetuating it.

   Want to know how many idiots there are in America? Just count Donald "Hillbilly" Trump supporters.

   "Donald Trump for President" - Steve Harvey

   At this point the only other thing Trump could possibly say to anger anymore people is if he said he hated doughnuts.

   "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump

   Hmmm,,, Is there any way we can get Trump in a "Truman Show" thing where he thinks he won and is president,,, and we can watch what he does?

   Trump mocks the physical appearance of a reporter who suffers from a congenital disease. Idiot.

   DONALD TRUMP proving that you don't need to be poor to be white trash.

   At a rally tonight Donald Trump asked, "How stupid are the people of this country?" He should know since they're all at his rally.