Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   . Glad trump has not accomplished anything. If he had, we be worse off then we are now.

   Actors like Carrie Fisher claimed Trump would never be their president. I hope the others follow her lead!

   this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.

   supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!

   Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... on 4 months of sobriety.

   "focus- Oh look, a squirrel! "

   I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.

   dancing naked on your roof.

   the answer

   And Jesus said to His disciples, "Follow me....on twitter."

   Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages for them.

   You never see a church with free WiFi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works..

   Somebody needs to tell Ann Coulter that a shi!tload of makeup can't disguise her stupidity.

   I'm thinking of writing in "Anti-Christ" for presidential candidate choice... Either way, my pick wins...

   Bill Murray walked up to me today in McDonalds, grabbed a fry off of my tray, ate it, and said " No one is gonna believe you"

   segregation will not end until they start putting #2 pencils in the same boxes as colored pencils.

   sai Yes to weed, No to cigarettez.

   *Phew* "Thank God I'm White" -Casey Anthony When She Read The Troy Davis Story

   China, China, ChinaChinaChina...I know China. <<< Donald Trump!

   Nelson Mandela was in prison for 27 years, yet he tackled racism, poverty, inequality and still changed the world! WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE?