Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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you cant beat the stupid out of people but sometimes its funy to try.
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04-07-2011 12:38 by Taylor
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wonders if regular squirrels get mad at their parents when they see a flying squirrel?
Few things broadcast one's idiocy like driving a car that has wheels that look like they cost more than the car itself
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08-11-2011 09:57 by SEAN
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It's always your favorite sins that do you in
Real recognize real and you don't look familiar to me!
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09-01-2011 16:30
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Waiting for you to find me hiding in the closet so you can pee yourself when I jump out screaming
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09-03-2011 13:39
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its hard "not to judge a book by its cover" when its barely covered, orange, wearing pounds of makeup, fake eyelashes, and bleach blonde.
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09-10-2011 10:15
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Eagles deflated tom brady
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02-06-2018 21:18
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I don't care about rules because I'm a rebel, man. Yesterday I got on a bus and I stood in front of the white line and talked to the driver about Fight Club while the bus was moving.
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01-20-2022 09:36
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All this talk about egg rolls is making me hungry for Chinese foood.
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04-17-2017 12:36
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My wife said I should stop using Facebook and take her to shopping, or else she'll hit my head on keyboard, but haha who caresbggsshhdggdhbgshhnnxggsgsbbie...
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04-20-2017 19:13
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Why do people wear face masks in their Facebook profile picture, I mean come on now this is Facebook not the supermarket.
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05-15-2020 20:23
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Just when I'm happy to be alive, The Connors comes on.
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05-26-2020 20:34 by IARU
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Final Brexit tally is in: 48% Sense and Sensibility, 52% Pride and Prejudice.
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07-14-2016 06:18
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Mommy Mommy , I don't want to go see grandma .. Shut up and keep digging !
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08-02-2016 18:58
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After Trump Implodes: Twitter will become so boring, all we'll have is Kardashian/Swift feuds.
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08-06-2016 14:26
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Now Trump is accusing Obama of being the founder of NSYNC. Which in some ways is even more offensive.
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08-14-2016 01:50
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When our baby craps her diaper, my wife says, "she made daddy a present" so now our 4 year old brings me his turds...
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08-28-2016 17:54
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Judge: And how does the defendant plead?...... Me: *lips right on mic* 1 dollar, Bob.
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09-08-2016 20:42 by Snotty
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Dr. Oz pledges to avoid questions Trump doesn't want to answer. It's no big deal; it's not like he's a real journalist. Or a real Doctor.
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09-15-2016 02:22
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