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I've run out of tampons, so i'm going to spend the next few days upside down.
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09-27-2012 02:29
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My husband is so nice to our new cleaning lady. The house gets so hot during the day so he lets her wear a small skirt and a bra.
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01-06-2013 08:44
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People who believe in God shouldn't be allowed to complain about the weather.
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07-17-2012 15:01
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At least men and women agree on one thing...they both don't trust men.
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03-13-2013 23:24
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Unless you want to have ugly kids, never marry a girl for her inner beauty.
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04-02-2013 13:19
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Donald Trump is running for president. Are we on Candid Camera?
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06-16-2015 16:13 by
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Every time I eat a powdered donut, I try not to look like I just left Charlie Sheen's house.
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08-17-2015 23:23
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Letting people know they're idiots is my religion.
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03-18-2014 13:41
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I just realized the one single thing that would preclude me from becoming a biker. I bathe.
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05-21-2014 09:05 by
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I don't always get erections at Burger King. But when I do, their a whopper!
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09-07-2014 22:48
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Sitting here with Paula Deen & Phil Robertson watching Roots on tv drinking beer
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12-24-2013 20:42
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Has Fox News blamed Obama for Nancy Reagan's death yet?
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03-12-2016 07:23
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You keep Believing, I'll keep Evolving.
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12-25-2009 04:31 by
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In other news the country is headed for a drastic warm spell tonight because of all the hot air pouring from Obamas mouth.
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01-28-2014 22:34 by
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what sort of bees produce milk?.......B(o)(o)BIES !!
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08-15-2010 16:26
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Brock Lesnar will kick Cain Velasquez ass!!!
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10-18-2010 21:49
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Everyone is breaking up... Which means christmas is almost here!
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12-04-2011 21:38 by
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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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12-16-2011 13:04
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Soooo.... Justin Beiber is pregnant. That's gotta be hard for a 13 year old to go through..
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11-02-2011 22:43 by
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Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.
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01-05-2012 00:46 by
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