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an argument is a compromise between fighting and running away
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12-01-2009 14:03 by
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's dad's bumper sticker says: I'm spending my kids inheritance...on her bail.
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01-31-2010 14:59
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..5p from every voodoo doll she sells is going towards the Haitian quake relief. The Gordon Brown one is selling like hotcakes..
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02-02-2010 03:25 by
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Life's a B****, but she throws one hell of a party
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02-03-2010 12:05
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masticating in a crowded restaurant.
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02-05-2010 12:24 by
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Today's Tip: Be kind to your fellow man....remember to courtesy flush.
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03-17-2010 07:48
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wearing his traditional Irish none-derwear!
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03-17-2010 13:37 by
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its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!
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11-19-2010 13:58
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I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, I think it's the bad one where I come to school with no pants on.
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11-19-2010 16:27 by
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suffering from Dyslexia : Putting the cool in shcool.
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12-02-2010 11:27 by
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I tried changing up the way I use the bathroom, so I wiped with my left hand today! I really wish I used toilet paper instead, though.
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10-19-2020 15:06
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Mother Nature gave man a set of balls solely to propagate the species. God gave man a set of balls solely for scratching.
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11-18-2020 22:14 by
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If you think that the Kendall Jenner commercial is the worst thing Pepsi ever created, let me remind you that Pepsi also makes Mountain Dew.
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04-10-2017 11:58
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I promise you it wasn't special treatment. McDonald's makes me wait for my fries every damn time. Nice try playing the hero and all.
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04-18-2017 16:27 by
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Bars are opening early Thursday. Russian vodka shots 1/2 price....
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06-07-2017 20:07
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If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...
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11-09-2016 15:25
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Whoever came up with the slogan Diamonds are Forever, obviously never had herpes.
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02-11-2017 21:11 by
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Chicks with nice b( . )( . )bs always seem to say the right things.
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03-03-2017 12:27
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Jeff Sessions said marijuana is only slightly less awful than heroin, which is like saying chocolate is only a bit better than the holocaust.
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03-19-2017 16:17
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trump must be very frustrated that congress is full of people with principles that care about Americans. It makes it harder for him to improve America for the richest and whitest Americans at the expense of everyone else.
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03-25-2017 10:56
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