Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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wondering if dyslexics can truly appreciate alphabet soup...
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01-10-2011 13:50
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is the natural alternative to paracetamol and vodka....yes ladies you heard it here first LOL
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04-17-2010 21:26
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Tito must be taking relationship lessons from Van Damme
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04-30-2010 11:10
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Life's a beach....and i'm playing in the sand...
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10-27-2010 22:33
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You couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons!
Studies show that excessive poking can make you go blind.
this aint the end.. its only the beginning of the end...
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10-07-2010 20:13
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It's not so much that "I don't like" my neighbors as "I hate 'em"
There's no one I relate to less than my relatives.
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08-12-2010 08:24
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Got held up at customs again. Think it might be because of my rock look.
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
the illness is gone but only from the outside ...
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10-10-2011 20:10
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You know what a lot of words mean, it's just really hard to explain it
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10-12-2011 19:43 by g0re
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congratulations Vodka man! You've just been named public enemy number 1 in a matter of 10 minutes...
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10-13-2011 01:27
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Now accepting applications for FWB. Several positions open. Please email me photos and resume.
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04-28-2011 18:38 by Gil
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COMING SOON to an interstate near you, OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our n
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05-02-2011 12:25
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payin for those jalapenos! My ass is on fire!!
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05-19-2011 15:39
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It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend....no.....no not all
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05-20-2011 10:13
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thankful for my mistakes for they have been my greatest teachers... Happy Teacher's Day.!!
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09-05-2011 01:07 by pia
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What? Athletes AND celebrities use their product? Why, I'd be a fool NOT to have my credit card handy when I call!
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03-08-2011 00:14
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