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Sometimes I wonder if my dog ever thinks about finding his biological siblings.
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06-01-2016 04:54
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I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
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06-02-2016 01:22
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I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me.
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06-02-2016 01:33
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For some reason the electric wire on top of a 6.5 foot fence enclosing our condo actually makes me feel less safe.
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06-04-2016 05:50
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[enter new password] *CVSReceipt* [password too long]
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06-11-2016 08:11 by
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I can't decided if I'd rather see him naked or on fire. Is that love?
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12-12-2013 23:52
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At what age does stupidity wear off?
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01-25-2014 03:36
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I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....
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02-04-2014 10:20 by
Assassin Frodo
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Tried to do my facebook movie and just got a message telling me it had been nominated for a Razzie Award.
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02-05-2014 11:19
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Don't you mean it's Jay's finale, finale Tonight Show NBC?
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02-06-2014 23:00
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So, I take it mushrooms are acceptably the norm in Russia... Well played Olympics
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02-07-2014 20:22 by
Steve OH
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myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
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02-13-2014 13:28 by
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Happy Valentine's Day...this statement just costs me $1.50 per word...thanks Hallmark Card store...
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02-14-2014 21:06
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Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.
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02-17-2014 00:55 by
Doc Noland
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The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
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12-18-2014 21:53 by
BEGO
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People with kids that don't have a fireplace have an issue in the morning..
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12-25-2014 00:43
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I wish I had half the optimism of couples that get each other’s name tattooed on their bodies.
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12-27-2014 03:35
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Hot singles in your area want to go through your trash. Never mind these are raccoons
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02-16-2015 11:24 by
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The best part about being fat and old is that I'll never have to look back and see pictures of me in skinny jeans
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02-27-2015 14:16
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5:spiders 4:snakes 3:serial killers 2:child molesters 1:couples that sit on the same side of the booth
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03-19-2015 13:47 by
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