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The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved.
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01-04-2010 22:58 by
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Never hit a man with glasses! A baseball bat does the job MUCH better!
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02-05-2010 09:39 by
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McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
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06-24-2010 13:47
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Can everyone who has an iPhone 4 stop talking about it until the rest of the world has them? Thanks.
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06-24-2010 23:35 by
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those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight.
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07-25-2010 13:32
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Happy Independence Day to all Indians out here...Married Men may ignore this message :-)
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08-14-2010 13:11 by
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
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10-03-2010 15:31
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screw the dog...a kitty is a mans best friend!
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10-12-2010 00:33
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making a list and checking it twice......Its a hit list and you do not want to be on it!
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12-15-2010 10:28
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Dont leave alphabet soup on the stove it could spell disaster.
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12-15-2010 22:48
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Call from telemarker with a hot sexy voice = No need for internet porn today!
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12-28-2010 09:03
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Click like if you almost cried when Trey said,"Yo Dough...You still got one Brotha left!".
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04-03-2012 18:41 by
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I feel sorry for all the bald horses in the world. Black women only think of themselves.
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10-15-2011 02:23
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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18.
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10-27-2011 22:58 by
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If you wonder what it feels like to be one of those pretty girls that all of the guys want, you are probably gay.
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02-17-2012 21:30
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I like my women like my cell-phone - plenty of service but always silent.
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03-04-2012 13:52
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Happy Hurricane Season.......
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06-01-2011 05:19 by
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In her defense my mom used to say "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it"...
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07-08-2011 13:44
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The heat hasn't been this bad since the NBA Finals...
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07-27-2011 09:45 by
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i think jay z and beyonce child is gonna be the anti christ... i'm just saying
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08-29-2011 00:18 by
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