Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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We don't care about your taste in women and cups of coffee. Thank you.
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11-11-2015 15:42
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Before Facebook, I used to write this stuff on slips of paper and put them in the pockets of unsold pants at Old Navy.
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11-15-2015 17:30 by snotty
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My girl friend says she may move out because of my obsession with TV dramas. But will she really leave me......Find out next week!
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11-25-2015 16:37
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***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!
you know your not much of a Christmas shopper anymore, when your still using some of the same wrapping paper you had 3 years ago . 🎁 🎁🎁 🎁
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12-01-2015 14:18
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If anyone needs help eating those cookies. Let me know.
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12-24-2015 22:47
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I wanna be the reason you shake your head, even if it is in disgust.
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09-23-2013 13:28
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Oreos dont ask silly questions....oreos just understand.
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10-22-2013 20:36
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I just heard that my ex-wife has started dating again,,, and here I am with no popcorn.
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10-23-2013 07:06 by snotty
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Divorce because consideration has an expiration date.
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11-07-2013 06:22
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Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
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11-09-2013 01:33
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It's universal, to point out old skool soda cans and chip bags during classic movies.
To drink or not to drink!? What a stupid question!
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11-22-2013 02:10 by YODA
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anyone going to tell America's funniest videos about YouTube?
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11-22-2013 09:30 by JMc
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I may not regularly keep in touch with my friends and loved ones, but I always keep an eye on my enemies.
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11-30-2013 03:36
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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01-18-2016 18:45 by snotty
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Paging Dr. Ben Carson? Dr. Ben Carson? Please come quickly as your campaign is on life support.
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03-02-2016 15:16
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Why do women who complain the most about "catcalling" look like they've never had the experience?
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03-29-2016 20:04
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WOW,,,, my nana REALLY can't take a punch anymore
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04-19-2016 21:27 by Snotty
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Somebody please remind me who founded the Klan before uneducated accusations are made.
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06-08-2016 15:13
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