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Chic-fill-a really does descriminate against gays. Their ketchup packets were super hard for me to open.
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03-17-2013 02:45
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Thanks outlook, but I dont need you to tell me that I have a very clean inbox!
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04-10-2013 16:21 by
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With the price of gasoline I am willing to take the risk of no ozone layer for old school "Regular" gasoline.
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04-22-2012 03:05 by
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has the feeling that the Saturday night beer fairy will be visiting shortly.
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04-28-2012 22:12
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They say everybody has at least one gay thought in their lifetime... I told myself as I slowly backed away from Justin Biebers new album
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04-30-2012 13:27
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Photoshop is cool and those Instagram filters are pretty sweet but what are we gonna do about mirrors?
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05-03-2012 17:00
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roses are red, violets are blue. I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you..
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05-04-2012 07:35
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My marriage is very successful because my spouse is a figment of my imagination.
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05-06-2012 03:07
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Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.
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05-10-2012 11:27 by
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Money means nothing to me. If you don't believe me, just ask me for money. You'll get nothing.
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05-10-2012 14:40 by
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Thinks everyone should feel "Happy Go Lucky" everyday & not just on Fridays!!!
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05-11-2012 13:53
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Kim Kardashian just tweeted that she is cleaning up her closing and will be selling her stuff on eBay auctions. Get ready to catch crabs people.
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05-16-2012 14:08
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Hun! You are just like a doll ; Pretty, but Life-less, dumb as a rock and everyone plays with you.
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05-18-2012 14:06
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happy birthday to all those born today in 1928...celebrating their 21st birthday
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02-29-2012 20:30 by
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Do strippers have nightmares about going to work fully clothed?
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12-22-2011 06:32 by
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This is like the 8th Christmas in a row I've been doing my last minute shopping & forgotten about the 10 day waiting period on handguns.
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12-24-2011 11:36 by
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so in the nativity scene...would Paris Hilton play the Virgin Mary or the cow?
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12-25-2011 17:24
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There's no such thing as 'a pair of ugly - cleanly shaven female legs' wrapped around your neck.
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12-28-2011 13:37 by
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New Years Resolution eat & Drink Healthy..................Weed & Vodka = Greens &Potatoes
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12-30-2011 20:39
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2012 is looking better. I had a twosome..... Woohoo!
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01-01-2012 02:35
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