Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Everyone is wondering which White House room Melania Trump plans to turn into a brazilian wax studio.
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10-19-2016 06:08
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Girl:i"d French kiss you. Guy: I'd Australian kiss you Girl: What's that? Guy: A french kiss only down under ;)
If Paris Hilton was a super hero she would be called Wonder why your famous woman!
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11-13-2011 07:16
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Excuse me.....Excuse me.....excuSE ME....MOVE B!TCH!
Relax people, they made holograms of Tupac, Dick Clark can still appear on New Years Eve.
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04-19-2012 03:21 by flinnie
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Happy Star Wars Day!!! Don't let me catch you making out with your sibling.
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05-04-2012 08:45
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Some people think their religion and political views are “correct” and everyone else to them must be wrong. Some people seem to think their view of what work and life should be (or can be) is the right one…and everyone else is a dumb-dumb.
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05-26-2012 05:59 by Danmanz
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So I brought like 19 goldfish to a 'Cash for Gold' store and they wouldn't even pay me a dollar. Not even a dollar! THIS IS BULLSHIIT!!!
Thinking.... If they want to make this Kony guy famous, why don't they put him on Uganda's got talent?
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03-07-2012 23:36
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If the sea was weed and I was I a duck, I'd swim my way down and smoke my way up...buy the seas not weed and I'm not a duck so pass me that bong and STFU
There needs to be a phone-line to Heaven.....for the one's we miss!!!
Oh snap if gas gets below $3 a gallon looks like I can start dating girls out side my city limits....Whoop Whoop
“I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What's so cool about M&M wrappers?”
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11-28-2011 18:21
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There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete ... *LIKE* this if agree :D
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12-02-2011 16:43
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Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment
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12-09-2013 22:18 by EF
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I want to die the same way I was born. Naked and inside of something Wet..
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07-31-2015 12:11
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It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you'll do.....Hold the line, love isn't always on time,
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11-08-2015 21:45
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So you can catch HIV from being in Two and a Half Men
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11-16-2015 21:55 by Jeff W
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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12-15-2015 06:03
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Seeing the media give most of their coverage to Trump and barely any to Bernie must be what watching the news in North Korea is like.
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03-27-2016 18:46
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