Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Where's Waldo? (Er....Gadhafi..)
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08-22-2011 02:37
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I wasn't that drunk. " Dude, you were standing on your head screaming at people to quit walking on your ceiling.
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08-22-2011 00:53
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The next time somebody texts me with "k", I'm going to tell them that they smell like a hippo. And when they respond with "WTF??" I'm going to respond with just "k"
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08-22-2011 00:00 by BEGO
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when you run like a ninja to your charger when your phone is low battery
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08-22-2011 00:00 by BEGO
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what ever happened to blues clues? did that dog die
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08-21-2011 23:49 by gee
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Remember give everything a chance.. That way later in life you can look back and say you give it a shot..
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08-21-2011 23:48
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Rum, Dr. Pepper, and the Curse of the Black Pearl. The end to a great weekend!
I wonder what that commercial with the corndog slapping the guy in the face would be like with the "Benny Hill" theme song played over it?.........
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08-21-2011 23:04
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Why is it when someone is under water on TV, I hold my breath also?
Vampires will only truly love girls four days out of the month, period.
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08-21-2011 22:18
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"Lets watch a scary movie!" *several hours later* "Dude, walk with me to the bathroom"
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08-21-2011 22:12
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PMS is just women ovary acting.
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08-21-2011 22:11
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You know why lesbians are so fat...because there always eating out..!!!
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08-21-2011 22:06
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if I had a dollar for everytime I wished I had a dollar....
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08-21-2011 22:05
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my dogs weird. I flip him off and he just wags his tail
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08-21-2011 20:48 by gee
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Big Shout out goin out to all the pretty chics that look ugly when they turn the lights on at the end of the night in the club. You're all special in the dark. =)
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08-21-2011 20:45
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That #MomentOfPanic when in the middle of showing your girlfriend a video on your phone.......another girl calls
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08-21-2011 19:53
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Who needs soap operas, talk shows, reality tv, newspapers, and books when there is facebook
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08-21-2011 19:00
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If she drinks apple juice she is too young for you bro
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08-21-2011 18:09 by 706
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even the sweetest memories have a bitter taste
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08-21-2011 17:53
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