Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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life is a battle field and there are so many dangers, just when you think it's okay it blows up in your face..
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08-23-2011 07:45
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That posh voice that your mum puts on when she's on the phone:')
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08-23-2011 07:44
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oh, so I'm invisible to you now? sweet! I always wanted a super power:D
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08-23-2011 07:44
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i absolutely love sending inboxes and never getting a reply. I cannot begin to tell you how wonderful it makes me feel.
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08-23-2011 07:43
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So you can't even find time in your day to send me just one message? I guess that tells me where I stand.. if you want me in your life, find a way of getting me there.. i'm done trying!
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08-23-2011 07:42
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Why does this thing tell you that you have 24 letters left, then when you post it's incomplete? e
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08-23-2011 07:35 by MTQ
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Florida: Those computerized hurricane forecast models are ridiculous. You could give a 4 year old a map and a crayon, and they'd come up with something almost as inaccurate.
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08-23-2011 07:02 by MTQ
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I don't hate you, I just don't appreciate your existence.
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08-23-2011 05:05
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Before you judge me: deal with what I've dealt with, Feel what I've felt, Survive what I've survived, Master what I have mastered and Overcome what I overcame.
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08-23-2011 05:01
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You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!
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08-23-2011 04:49 by BRian
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The bigger the EXPECTATION, the bigger the HEARTBREAK!
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08-23-2011 04:41
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You're like a drug to me, not only am I hooked on you but you're also ruining my life...
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08-23-2011 04:05 by BRian
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They say, "You are what you eat" ... The thing is, I don't remember eating a sexy b!tch.... oh wait a minute. Scratch that....
So who is the bitter old man who started these damn "she's to young for you bro" crap? So she didn't like you, "Bitter party of one?...Bitter party of one......"
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08-23-2011 02:56
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Here at Kotex Tampons were not claiming to be number one, were certainly not number two,. But when it come"s to Tampons were right up in there...
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08-23-2011 01:41 by srpdrzman
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If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I think it's necessary to put you there
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08-23-2011 01:31
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thinks as a male, I will always feel judged when buying hand lotion….
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08-23-2011 01:30
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History repeats itself oppurtunities dont!
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08-23-2011 01:29
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Now these are just plain stupid. Can someone PLEASE just create one with Natural humor? Not just "forced/Trying too hard" Humor!
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08-23-2011 01:11
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If I had chicken, carrots, and cabbage to add to my ramen noodles to make chicken noodle soup, I wouldn't be eating Ramen Noodles in the first place.