love Funny Status Messages

   The test of Love is not how long it survives, but how it renews itself with each passing day.

   Gotta love a good GPS. No matter how many wrong turns you make, that little pocket sized symbol of hope just sits there, smiles at you and says "No worries buddy, I'll still get you there"

   Love is a fire... But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

   I LOVE it when people are overly sarcastic. No, really, it's great! Thanks a bunch!

   Guys, never give up. If a girl doesn't reply to your text, call her. If she doesn't answer, knock on her door. They love a persistent man.

   Dear Ex, remember those I love you more fights? I won.

   Happy Mushy Card Nasty Candy in a Heart Shaped Box Big Balloon That Barely Fits in Your Car And You Can't See to Back Up $75 Roses That Can be Bought Tomorrow for $20 but Must be Sent to "Prove" Your Love Stand In Line for Two Hours to Eat Day.

   If love is a battlefield then I keep dying in basic training.

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.

   I love reading Facebook drama, people go so hard behind that keyboard!

   if love is blind, then letting go is like taking off the blindfold.

   won't be able to spend Valentine's Day with the love of his life who keeps him warm, cosy and protected!!! I'm sorry bed but I'll be cheating on you with that b^tçh mistress of mine I call work.

   I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. "My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl."

   For the next week, out of great love and respect, I'm calling my willy Wonka.

   Can anyone tell me the name of that Jennifer Anniston movie? You know, the one where she plays the quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?

   Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

   I prefer to drink in the comfort of my own home where I can yell and scream at the ones I love in peace and quiet.

   A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with the police then setting them free was probably a bad idea.