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I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away.
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05-10-2011 19:04
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Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love...
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07-09-2012 21:24 by snotty
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Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
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11-29-2010 09:02
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BREAKING: Long suspected love affair between Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble confirmed today, admit to having "gay old time"
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05-30-2015 14:18
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Morning texts are for people you love, Midnight texts are for people you wanna f*ck
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11-11-2011 11:57
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I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Thank you and good night, drive safely, I'll be here all week.
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07-01-2010 21:40
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LOVE ~ It's a special kind of stupid.....
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03-22-2011 16:11 by CJ
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If you're into girls that shout at the TV as they eat Doritos in their Hello Kitty pajamas, you're gonna fall in love with me so hard.
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01-09-2013 12:15
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Just because I tell you that I love you does not mean I really do. I might be drunk. Or just really, really horny.
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12-30-2012 10:27
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I love New England!!! (Clam Chowder)

If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I'm trying to say is, you look like Shrek

Love is patience. Love is kind. Love is making me lose my mind.
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04-08-2011 14:53
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There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...
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02-04-2012 08:51 by XX-FOXY
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Writing your girl a love poem is a little less special when she helps you spell some of the words.

Love is a fire... But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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09-19-2010 23:14
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Every time I say stop, an epic battle takes place in my head where I decide whether to follow it with "in the name of love" or "hammertime."

Don't fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.

Gotta love a good GPS. No matter how many wrong turns you make, that little pocket sized symbol of hope just sits there, smiles at you and says "No worries buddy, I'll still get you there"
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07-23-2011 22:35 by Zync
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