love Funny Status Messages

   I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away.

   Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love...

   Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.

   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

   BREAKING: Long suspected love affair between Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble confirmed today, admit to having "gay old time"

   Morning texts are for people you love, Midnight texts are for people you wanna f*ck

   Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Thank you and good night, drive safely, I'll be here all week.

   LOVE ~ It's a special kind of stupid.....

   I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.

   If you're into girls that shout at the TV as they eat Doritos in their Hello Kitty pajamas, you're gonna fall in love with me so hard.

   Just because I tell you that I love you does not mean I really do. I might be drunk. Or just really, really horny.

   I love New England!!! (Clam Chowder)

   If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I'm trying to say is, you look like Shrek

   Love is patience. Love is kind. Love is making me lose my mind.

   There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...

   Writing your girl a love poem is a little less special when she helps you spell some of the words.

   Don't fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.

   Every time I say stop, an epic battle takes place in my head where I decide whether to follow it with "in the name of love" or "hammertime."

   I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet.

   I love being naked in a house alone... It's just a little awkward when the owner's arrive.