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   messageicon BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 16:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials
←Rate | 11-29-2017 13:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.
←Rate | 12-03-2017 22:56 by Trump101 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.
←Rate | 12-04-2017 22:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… A Merry Trumpness to All, and to All a Trump Night!
←Rate | 12-20-2017 03:23 Comments (3)  


   messageicon "I'm, like, really smart." - Donald Trump, 45th POTUS. I'm glad he cleared that up, because he had the whole world fooled.
←Rate | 01-06-2018 19:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald J. Trump. The "J" stands for genius.
←Rate | 01-09-2018 18:18 by Mr.Conservative Comments (6)  


   messageicon "O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.
←Rate | 01-09-2018 20:59 Comments (12)  


   messageicon Carl Higbie is now gone from the Trump administration. The swap is really draining, eh?
←Rate | 01-18-2018 20:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can't get impeached if the government shuts down. Well played Mr. Trump, well played.
←Rate | 01-19-2018 13:33 Comments (0)  



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