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   messageicon BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 16:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials
←Rate | 11-29-2017 13:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.
←Rate | 12-03-2017 22:56 by Trump101 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.
←Rate | 12-04-2017 22:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… A Merry Trumpness to All, and to All a Trump Night!
←Rate | 12-20-2017 03:23 Comments (3)  


   messageicon "I'm, like, really smart." - Donald Trump, 45th POTUS. I'm glad he cleared that up, because he had the whole world fooled.
←Rate | 01-06-2018 19:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald J. Trump. The "J" stands for genius.
←Rate | 01-09-2018 18:18 by Mr.Conservative Comments (6)  


   messageicon "O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.
←Rate | 01-09-2018 20:59 Comments (10)  


   messageicon Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?
←Rate | 01-22-2018 16:46 Comments (5)  


   messageicon If the memo sees iys shadow today it means four more years of Trump?
←Rate | 02-02-2018 10:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The GOP memo is out and it said the groundhog saw it's shadow which means one more year of Trump aaaannnndddd I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....
←Rate | 02-02-2018 17:03 by Gabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.
←Rate | 02-02-2018 18:19 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.
←Rate | 02-14-2018 14:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.
←Rate | 02-15-2018 14:34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!
←Rate | 02-16-2018 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 22:14 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians
←Rate | 02-20-2018 08:37 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.
←Rate | 02-25-2018 14:21 Comments (1)  


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