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   messageicon Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Trump University is my first choice and University of Phoenix is my safety school." --A scholastically challenged person in 2007
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Donald Trump fires Corey Lewandowski as campaign manager, plans on replacing him with Gary Busey.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 01:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're happy and you know it, please keep your mouth shut as no one wants to hear from a Trump supporter.
←Rate | 06-17-2016 14:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump University's Most Popular Majors: 1) Lying. 2) Cheating. 3) Stealing.
←Rate | 06-15-2016 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sweet!!! I just found a Trump University degree inside a box of Cracker Jack.
←Rate | 06-15-2016 15:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I picture Trump as president constantly logging into the White House twitter account and retweeting all the tweets from his account.
←Rate | 06-15-2016 03:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed
←Rate | 06-10-2016 23:38 by Tom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary told Donald Trump to delete his Twitter account. Funny, she wants him to treat it like her govt emails
←Rate | 06-10-2016 11:01 by Kman68 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ivanka Trump is writing a new book called "Women Who Work: Rewriting The Rules Of Success." Rule number 1 is having a wealthy, powerful father.
←Rate | 06-10-2016 01:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's face it folks. Time for a real "CHANGE" Voting for trump is a no brainer. Don't you think he'll have the right people in place as President. Like Earl Pitts says, "WAKE UP AMERICA"
←Rate | 06-08-2016 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.
←Rate | 06-04-2016 14:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits, that's why I am voting for Trump.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always look both ways before crossing a Trump supporter.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 06:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 03:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Trump supporters, I don't know what century you guys live in, but all my clocks change themselves.
←Rate | 05-28-2016 01:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.
←Rate | 05-27-2016 01:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I was British so I could say cool stuff like "brilliant" and "crikey" and "I don't have worry about Trump leading my country"
←Rate | 05-19-2016 13:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald Trump willing to appear on national TV with that hair must possess extraordinary courage.
←Rate | 05-15-2016 05:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  




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