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   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump fails to win the Presidency, perhaps he should apply to be the next Grand Wizard of the KKK.
←Rate | 03-02-2016 15:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...
←Rate | 03-01-2016 22:24 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my grandkids ask how Trump got elected, I'm gonna say that Breaking Bad was so awesome that everyone in America ended up on Meth!
←Rate | 03-01-2016 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well if Donald said it, it must be true. So there you are, no one has done more for equality than he has. MLK could take lessons from Trump.
←Rate | 03-01-2016 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump Claims Ignorance of KKK, David Duke, While Obama Was Essentially Forced to Denounce Farrakhan — Why the Double Standard?
←Rate | 03-01-2016 10:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hillary and Trump already won. It's already been decided by the Illuminati and the lizard people from the center of the earth.
←Rate | 03-01-2016 07:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Make America Great Again! Deport Trump...
←Rate | 02-28-2016 21:28 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".
←Rate | 02-28-2016 03:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is like the Charlie Sheen of the political world .... WINNING!
←Rate | 02-26-2016 08:18 Comments (1)  

   messageicon How can you say Trump is like Hitler, did you fondle both of their genitals?
←Rate | 02-25-2016 15:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.
←Rate | 02-25-2016 11:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon what makes Trump a winner? He isn't Obama, isn't that enough for the rest of the world who had to suffer through 8 years of hell to celebrate?
←Rate | 02-21-2016 06:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll be betting on The Pope for the Pope vs. Trump showdown.
←Rate | 02-19-2016 14:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon 🎶Take me down to the Vatican City, Where Donald Trump is mean and the Pope is witty🎶
←Rate | 02-19-2016 12:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.
←Rate | 02-17-2016 14:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Welcome. Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, may I suggest you moving to Cape Breton Island, Canada!
←Rate | 02-16-2016 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump is proof of how dumb Americans have become.
←Rate | 02-15-2016 23:57 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!
←Rate | 02-09-2016 22:49 by Vaterpop Comments (0)  

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