trump Funny Status Messages

   Roy Moore wins Alabama's Republican Senate primary, defeating Trump-backed candidate. Trump throws tantrum.

   NFL doctor's may have a new term for head concussions. The Trump syndrome.

   Trump is right! He has accomplished so much! Getting Mexico to pay for your wall, approving TrumpCare, and repealing ObamaCare! Congrats!

   A year ago, Facebook was great according to orange. Now it's anti-Trump. Make up your mind orange head.

   Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.

   Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?

   How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.

   I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex

   I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....

   Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.

   Ya! Trump says one thing will work when it comes to N. Korea. Bomb the deal out of them. I support that!

   Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump

   Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!

   Jeff Flake voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina. And the guy hates Trump. Now that's saying something.

   If Trump is actually guilty in the Russia scandals then I will seriously commit suicide.

   The NYC terror attack comes to you courtesy of the Democratic Party, Barry Obama and the judges he appointed, who've halted Pres. Trump from fulfilling his promise to secure our borders from Islamic terror.

   Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "

   Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.

   Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.

   Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!