Monday Funny Status Messages

   The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...

   In honor of Cyber Monday...my pants are 75% off...

   If Monday was a person it would be a fat ginger girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.

   Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.

   Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0

   Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

   I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…

   MONDAY: Mentally Overworked, Nauseated, Dysfunctional And Yucky

   "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.

   Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.

   I don't always hate Monday, but when I do it's usually the Monday after the Spring Daylight Savings Time change.

   24 hours in a day... Except on Monday. That b*tch has at least 50.

   Monday Morning just logged me out due to inactivity...

   Goodbye Memorial Day weekend. Like a fifth of Vodka and a handful of prescription painkillers you made Monday more bearable......

   I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..

   I haven’t dreaded a Monday this bad in a long time. It’s been at least 7 days.

   To be honest, I'm just not that into you, Monday.

   Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!