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   messageicon We get it, ESPN. The superbowl will be cold, you don't have to remind us every 5 minutes.
←Rate | 01-27-2014 16:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 15:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year
←Rate | 12-12-2010 10:19 by Gatto Comments (0)  

   messageicon A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..
←Rate | 01-01-2010 08:33 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon all of a sudden everyone is a football expert
←Rate | 01-24-2011 14:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football
←Rate | 12-21-2009 16:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No NBA this year?! Great! I don't like watching overpaid athletes in baggy shorts run up and down a basketball court anyway. I'd rather watch overpaid athletes in tight pants run up and down a football field or around a diamond.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 14:48 by acreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was discussing NFL football with a friend when he asked ‘When was the last time the Redskins had a decent season?’ I replied ‘I think it was 1491, the year before Columbus discovered America.’
←Rate | 02-01-2014 12:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Penn State located in Happy Valley and they play football in Beaver Stadium....I so did not see this SEX Scandal coming.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 15:48 by clevezip Comments (0)  

   messageicon ust heard that half the French football team wants to throw up their hands in defeat and give up on World Cup while the other half of the team wants to join the Germans.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 09:48 Comments (1)  

   messageicon hears there may not be any football in 2011, and would like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for preparing us with no football in 2010.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 21:37 by Robert the Bruce Comments (0)  

   messageicon Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start
←Rate | 08-28-2011 06:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?
←Rate | 07-11-2010 21:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "There are no stupid questions" - People who have never tried to watch football with their girlfriends.
←Rate | 09-07-2013 08:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:03 by trickz100 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football officially starts its regular Sunday rotation tomorrow. So ladies, if there's anything that you wanna say to your husband, today's the day!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 10:13 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  

   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  

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