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   messageicon treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's hump day, and international women's Day ... so make sure you hump as many international women as you can.
←Rate | 03-08-2017 11:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 10:37 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

   messageicon my cat jus tryed to hump my dog, I guess its like hes wearing catnip goggles
←Rate | 02-29-2012 09:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy dry hump Wednesday for you singles out there. . .
←Rate | 03-11-2015 19:45 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is hump day right? so how come I havent been humped today??
←Rate | 03-10-2010 18:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since it's a Leap Day and also a Hump Day.....I wish Obama would take a flying Leap up a camels ass so far he hit's the Hump!
←Rate | 02-29-2012 16:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day This Sincerely, Those of us who work Saturdays
←Rate | 02-01-2012 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump?
←Rate | 12-01-2010 14:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ....... ATTENTION ..... Today is the LAST hump day in 2011 ....... there will never ever .... for all eternity ..... be another hump day in 2011 ....... so get out there and get as much humping in today as possible ............. that is all .... you may n
←Rate | 12-28-2011 14:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yesterday was hump day and I totally forgot to hump someone. If you let me hump you today I may give you some money. Don't worry, it's not prostitution unless I finish
←Rate | 09-15-2011 15:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, just saw Jenny the Crypt Keeper dry hump a Bieber cardboard cutout. Seacrest should have gone down there and ash bombed her.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 07:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}
←Rate | 02-29-2012 10:39 by BDB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I hump my wife to Bon Jovi
←Rate | 08-07-2014 10:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day! Hemp. Darn auto correct.
←Rate | 07-02-2014 06:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon "April fools fell on a Hump day" said the camel
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fu*k all of that Hump Day bullsh*t and stay the hell out of my way cause I hereby designate this Wednesday as five finger death punch day.
←Rate | 10-30-2013 18:49 Comments (0)  

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