hump day Funny Status Messages

   treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

   It's hump day, and international women's Day ... so make sure you hump as many international women as you can.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   my cat jus tryed to hump my dog, I guess its like hes wearing catnip goggles

   today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky

   Happy dry hump Wednesday for you singles out there. . .

   Today is hump day right? so how come I havent been humped today??

   Since it's a Leap Day and also a Hump Day.....I wish Obama would take a flying Leap up a camels ass so far he hit's the Hump!

   Happy Hump Day This Sincerely, Those of us who work Saturdays

   its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump?

   ....... ATTENTION ..... Today is the LAST hump day in 2011 ....... there will never ever .... for all eternity ..... be another hump day in 2011 ....... so get out there and get as much humping in today as possible ............. that is all .... you may n

   Yesterday was hump day and I totally forgot to hump someone. If you let me hump you today I may give you some money. Don't worry, it's not prostitution unless I finish

   I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.

   Ok, just saw Jenny the Crypt Keeper dry hump a Bieber cardboard cutout. Seacrest should have gone down there and ash bombed her.

   Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}

   Sometimes I hump my wife to Bon Jovi

   Happy Hump Day! Hemp. Darn auto correct.

   since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping

   "April fools fell on a Hump day" said the camel

   Fu*k all of that Hump Day bullsh*t and stay the hell out of my way cause I hereby designate this Wednesday as five finger death punch day.