BDB Funny Status Messages

   This North Korea situation is turning into the slowest Bond movie ever.

   The guy at the carwash just handed me a coupon for a "Free Wax Job"... Things sure backfired after I told him I'd like a Brazilian.

   Turns out "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop" is NOT an effect pick-up line.

   Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}