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   messageicon You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To hell with all this snow. I woke up this morning and beat the fugk out of the snow man in my neighbors front yard. . .
←Rate | 02-10-2015 08:56 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.
←Rate | 01-27-2015 07:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....
←Rate | 01-26-2015 16:03 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-06-2015 21:46 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas......." Just as well really, they would only f*cking ask for aid to help clear it away.
←Rate | 12-19-2014 00:06 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Sally out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Sally back inside.
←Rate | 12-14-2014 08:33 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.
←Rate | 12-05-2014 23:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 11:49 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon See, it's not only Canada that gets snow. Got that Florida, Texas, California........
←Rate | 11-20-2014 19:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!
←Rate | 11-20-2014 01:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
←Rate | 11-18-2014 21:09 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.
←Rate | 10-28-2014 08:02 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.
←Rate | 08-17-2014 21:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August
←Rate | 08-02-2014 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 13:43 by SC Comments (0)  



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